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Idk if I’ve ever laughed this hard at a gift before…tommy lee jones was not impressed!
I have been trying to figure out why for about an hour now? #wtf #icant #funny #lol (Taken with Instagram)
#repost there are a number of things wrong with this pic…I know it’s hot but…DAMN! #hot #funny #lol (Taken with Instagram)
Swag Swag Swag!!! Lol #swag #funny (Taken with Instagram)
1. I’m around da corner.” = I’m 45 minutes away
2 .We in Dis B***h!” We Will be attending the event …
3.”Free my ni**a ______” = Although he did commit a crime that is against the law.. free him because he is my friend
4. “So you Mad?” = “it amuses me that your angered by what just occurred when it didn’t seem like a big deal to me …
5 ….”You wasnt with me shootin in the gym…”- you did not contribute to my current success in any way, shape or form
6.Where dey do dat at? = What type of establishment allows behavior of that sort?
7.”Im Bout To Go Ham!!!”: If you say 1 more thing that displeases me. I shall be forced to take disciplinary actions
8.”I got da whip”= My mother was kind enough to let me use the car.
9.”You Tryna Chill? = I Really Want To Engage In S***** Activity With You But If I Said That You Might Say No
10.”I’m chillin tonight” - My current financial situation is not budgeted for extra curricular activity.”
11.”You aint bout that life” — your living standards are not fit for the situation at hand!
12.”S**t just got real” = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & is no longer a laughing matter!
Me: It’s the coolest thing EVER!
Grandma: Does it have a unicorn horn on it?
Me: No.
Grandma: Then it’s not the coolest thing ever.
